when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
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i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time
Anonymous asked:
what do you use to draw your eyebrows on with?
my browz are like literally blonde and my head is dark brown SO i simply shade them in with brown eyeshadow…. ooooo i know so crazy… but it’s quite simple. and annoying. and tedious.
- my friends: you're so mean sometimes.
- me: i'm not here to make friends. i'm here to become america's next top model.
- guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
- guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
u kno whats hecka dumb
when u outside w/ a girl and its cold as fuk and the girl goes “im cold”
like theres a reason im wearing a jacket. cus its cold as fuk. y u wearing a cardigan w/ holes all in it. this is your fault
im keepin my jacket
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
‘If the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you?’ No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via seahell)
- guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
- guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
And even though we ain’t got money, I’m so in love with ya honey,
And everything will bring a chain of love.
And in the morning when I rise, you bring a tear of joy to my eyes,
And tell me everything is gonna be alright.
Love the girl who holds the world in a paper cup, drink it up,
Love her and she’ll bring you luck.
And if you find she helps your mind, buddy, take her home,
Don’t you live alone, try to earn what lovers own.
meanplastic